Marge: How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?!
Homer: spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does
Homer: spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does
by Rustap July 27, 2007
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Noun sing. When long anal hairs protrude from gluteal cheeks right near the anus and resemble a large ominous wolf spider peering from the crack of flesh colored rocks in the southwestern desert regions.
I was finally gettin’ some sweet parking lot tuna from behind, but when I glanced down and saw the huge muddy Wolf Spider I lost my erection.
by Hot Dog Goblin December 10, 2017
a large fucking spider that is harmless but is gigantic and feared by many australians. this spider is found in houses mainly during summer because they love the heat, they feast on insects. they just sit on you’re wall still until you try to kill it they zoom off somewhere else in a fast pace. they are brown, short haired, skinny and massive sized and the size is probably why so many australians are petrified of then
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