Soap opera

When you drop the soap and you best friend David rapes your asshole so badly that the noise you create can be compared to the holy noises of Christ's opera house

David gave me a hot steamy soap opera last night now we are not friends

by Rape master29382 October 26, 2018

Soap Eater

A man-child who eats saop. He probably is loud, annoying and drunk.

Alex just ate Soap! What a Soap Eater!

by Toby Tobi Tobe February 22, 2012

soap gopher

a derogatory term for a male homosexual that spends time in public showers waiting for another man to drop his bar of soap

Did you see that soap gopher checking you out in the showers at the gym earlier?

by DrKhnipfter August 1, 2012

Soap People

The soap has magical men on it that aggressively scrubs makig the soap clean again

Me: Oh no I dropped the soap
Person: ITS OKAY THE SOAP PEOPLE WILL CLEAN IT

by Http-Bill-Cipher June 17, 2018

soap load

A soap load is when go to wash your hands and the soap dispenser sprays past your hand and ejaculates onto your pants.

Man, the soap dispenser in the bathroom just Ej'ed a big soap load onto my pants!

by Yackobeen March 12, 2014

Soap Pony

How to play Soap Pony:

1. You and your fellow rootin tootin cowpokes head to the corral (aka the shower).

2. Strip down to your chaps (aka buck ass nude).

3. Lather up the biggest mess of bubbles you ever did see.

4. Whoever erects the sturdiest sudsiest steed shall be dubbed the soap pony.

5. The soap pony will ride off into the prairie, as the other cowpokes pistol at the setting sun.

Noun: Soap Pony - “Always a cowpoke never a Soap Pony”

Verb: “Ma caught the boys Soap Ponying last night!”

by Super_soaper69 February 20, 2022

Soap and Rinse

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face, and then urinating on her face directly following to get the semen off. Could also be referred to as a " Car Wash ".

That girl last night was so dirty she actually let me giver her a Soap and Rinse.

by Pierce760 May 2, 2010