Semen farm

The accumulation of semen crusties on a rag or towel.

Dude I found Trudells jerk off rag, he's made a very fertile semen farm.

by Redwingsfan January 31, 2014

The Devils Semen

Hot mustard or anything containing an active ingredient of horse radish.

"Jeepers! The Devils semen sure tastes good on this here weener"

by Kenny Schrub September 19, 2016

semen lasso

When you are so dehydrated that you have to physically pull your load out of your dick like a rope

Bro, I almost choked that chick with my semen lasso.

by Kalmia22 June 3, 2017

semen sticker

Any form of tissue or napkin remains that have stuck onto skin by semen. Also can be used to describe, in a less precise manner, tissue or napkin remains stuck by the means of a sticky liquid or sauce.

"Reginald had semen stickers on his fingers after wiping his dick down with Kleenex."

by HoneyMac November 29, 2012

face semen

The shit that comes out of acne.

Ew, Brad's scratching his acne. Here comes the face semen.

by AggressiveExile October 1, 2017

Semen Sacks

A mans balls

Kelly: You have some big semen sacks

by Weirdo Sheep June 16, 2016

semen breath

Occurs when a person frequently swallows man chowder

I gave ali my whole pack of gum today because she had the worst case of semen breath in the history of cock sucking.

by Boss ninja13 June 3, 2016