Pikachu is an Eletric-Mouse Pokemon and his partner is Ash Ketchum. Pikachu is cute and speaks with a high squeak. Looks can be deceiving because PIKACHU WILL FUCKING ROAST YOU ON A SPIT!
PIKACHU IS OVER 5 POUNDS OF FUCKIN' ELECTRICITY! HE MADE YOUR MOM BUY ALL OF THOSE FUCKING ELECTROTHERAPY SHITS AFTER HE FUCKED HER! HE CAN ROAST HOT DOGS WITH HIS FUCKIN BODY! HE CAN MAKE MASSIVE ELETRICAL STORMS BIG ENOUGH TO ELECTROCUTE YOU FATHER WHO LEFT YOU! AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, HE GETS FUCKIN BIGGER AND TURNS INTO RAICHU! A BIGGER FUCKER WITH MORE POWER!
PIKACHU IS OVER 5 POUNDS OF FUCKIN' ELECTRICITY! HE MADE YOUR MOM BUY ALL OF THOSE FUCKING ELECTROTHERAPY SHITS AFTER HE FUCKED HER! HE CAN ROAST HOT DOGS WITH HIS FUCKIN BODY! HE CAN MAKE MASSIVE ELETRICAL STORMS BIG ENOUGH TO ELECTROCUTE YOU FATHER WHO LEFT YOU! AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, HE GETS FUCKIN BIGGER AND TURNS INTO RAICHU! A BIGGER FUCKER WITH MORE POWER!
by Malware. January 23, 2019
Get the Pikachumug. Clark: hey should we hang out with David
Will: No he pikachued me so I hate him
Clark: eew did you guys have sex
Will: NO WHAT! he shocked me a little a couple weeks ago
Clark: oh okay then
Will: dumb weirdo
Clark: then lets play some fortnite
After a couple minutes
Clark: auch you are pikachuing me
Will: No he pikachued me so I hate him
Clark: eew did you guys have sex
Will: NO WHAT! he shocked me a little a couple weeks ago
Clark: oh okay then
Will: dumb weirdo
Clark: then lets play some fortnite
After a couple minutes
Clark: auch you are pikachuing me
by THAT FATHERMOTHERPEOPLEFUCKA April 4, 2018
Get the Pikachuingmug. 1) Pikachu is when someone pees and sneezes simultaneously.
definiton 2) When you're watching someone and suddenly sneeze.
definiton 2) When you're watching someone and suddenly sneeze.
by CDK71 October 27, 2021
Get the Pikachumug. Attaching a spring to the tip of ones penis and inserting it in a live electrical solenoid to charge it before having sex in order to make ones semen travel at the speed of light to maximise chance of pregnancy.
by Dr. K Circuit September 8, 2025
Get the Pikachuingmug. Let’s be honest here, eevee is much better in everything wise, but it would help if pikachu wasn’t the mascot for every fucking Pokémon game. Have you ever seen a Pokémon game that doesn’t have a pikachu in its title nowadays? Well I have too but still
by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023
Get the Pikachumug. 
