Mush Artist

Someone that doesn't pay gambling losses. Someone that doesn't pay debts in general.

That mush artist Ralph never paid 3 different bookies.

Don't loan that mush artist any money.

by Boston_Larry June 27, 2013

Mush Session

The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis

The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.

We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.

I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.

by msled December 25, 2010

Pushing mush

Anal sex when the recipient has to poop.

I was pushing mush last night

by Stickytoaster September 28, 2021

Mush Puss

Another way to say you have a sweaty vagina.

“These pants give me mush puss.”

by Lari5642 August 22, 2020

mush diving

“Mush diving” is a slang in some parts of the workd for cunnilingus mainly in elderly population.

Oh, the old man always enjoys mush diving!

by GSS master September 22, 2018

Michelob mush

When you drink too much michelob ultra and you have a terrible time on the toilet the next day.

I shot gunned 10 ultras yesterday and I can’t stop getting that michelob mush on the toilet!

by Harry pubes July 24, 2021

penis mush

A penis that can't get hard, so it just dangles there looking like mush.

Jane: So how did it go last night?
Lilly: Ugh!! I pulled down his pants just to find a bunch of penis mush.

by Tudor1536 December 16, 2014