Jump On The Grenade

Hooking-up with the "not-so-good-looking" or fat friend of a hot girl that your bro is trying to score with

I had to Jump on The Grenade just so Joey could get some hot tail last night .

by LadyKiller227 August 25, 2009

Fag grenade

A small tennis ball that is cut open and you fill it up with semen. You then put a small amount of dynamite inside.
You wire in a wick a wick and when you light it it will explode into globs of semen

Instead of a Molotov socktail, use a fag grenade.

by foooswagga-1 February 18, 2011

French Grenade

One sexual partner is positioned above another (On top of a ladder or balcony) and has a bowel movement. For the French Grenade to be completely successful, a good portion of the stool must land in the other sexual partner's (reciever) mouth. The reciever must be lying on his/her back on the floor.

When your father got home from the war, he gave me a French Grenade, then he gave me a kiss.

by Longdongtom69 January 28, 2009

KFC grenade

when a KFC bucket is thrown like a grenade to lure black people

guy-1: "that black guy is gonna try and steal my wallet."

smart guy: "Well throw a KFC grenade and run!"

by 87 January 30, 2008

Grenade Parade

The plural of the term Grenade, meaning a large group of unattractive, sometimes overweight, women. Usually found in clubs, the Grenade Parade has caused at least 3,000,000,000 (3 Billion) casualties in the world of clubbing. Usually one Grenade escapes the pack and makes it's way to the bar, it then waits for it's prey to ingest the required amount of alcohol before sweeping in and bringing their prey back to their Den to feed.

Chuck: Hey dude, do ya think I'll be able to pick up a hot one in that group?
Jim: Don't bother dude. I checked and all I see is a Grenade Parade

by Zackastors September 29, 2010

Grenade Pussy

A pussy that is so loose it looks like someone blew it up with a grenade.

My grandmother has a grenade pussy.

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005

fall on the grenade

To take a hit for the team. To make a sacrifice (implication being a SUPREME one) to save your friends. By extension, to accept the inevitable.

The definitions in this thing are so farking lame, I'm going to have to fall on the grenade and post one myself.

by Nick Pitt August 5, 2003