Person 1: What the hell happened to Mario’s hair?
Person 2: His Italian ass is sportin garlic knots cause he’s a fakin Jamaican!
Person 2: His Italian ass is sportin garlic knots cause he’s a fakin Jamaican!
by agotaras2000 November 2, 2022
Get the Garlic knotsmug. Person 1: Garlic bread is better than sex
Peron 2: are you asexual?
Person 1: no i'm just a Garlic-Breadaboo
Peron 2: are you asexual?
Person 1: no i'm just a Garlic-Breadaboo
by Jaiden Animations March 29, 2023
Get the Garlic-Breadaboomug. Person 1: My boss wont let the company get warm water.
Person 2: Haha, typical Garlic.
Person 1: Yeah, The Garlic are too cheap to buy anything.
Person 2: Haha, typical Garlic.
Person 1: Yeah, The Garlic are too cheap to buy anything.
by polockpride4eva November 9, 2006
Get the The Garlicmug. 1) Best food you will have in your entire miserable life
2) God
3) For some reason, the official asexual food
2) God
3) For some reason, the official asexual food
1) Yo, this garlic bread hits harder than a 2023 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST!
2) Garlic Bread is what we worship
3) I have no fucking idea what to put. The ace people decided garlic bread is their food now, I guess.
2) Garlic Bread is what we worship
3) I have no fucking idea what to put. The ace people decided garlic bread is their food now, I guess.
by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz December 24, 2022
Get the Garlic Breadmug. Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)
Example:
Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*
Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*
by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018
Get the Garlic Buttermug. 1. When you tell someone off, cuss someone out, and/or set someone straight for their toxic behavior.
2. To not back down when you think you're right.
3. When someone is just not having it.
2. To not back down when you think you're right.
3. When someone is just not having it.
1. John is on Facetime with his merchant roasting garlic over a bad shipment.
2. If anyone wants smoke, come on, I'm roasting garlic.
3. We're roasting garlic for any bullshit that they come with.
2. If anyone wants smoke, come on, I'm roasting garlic.
3. We're roasting garlic for any bullshit that they come with.
by 1dafo0l November 3, 2020
Get the Roasting garlicmug. Doing something extraordinary, with perfection, exactly how you planned it.
Can be used in present, future or past tense.
Can be used in present, future or past tense.
Man 1: ......stripes his tee shot down the middle of the fairway
Man 2: “Wow, you really garlicked the shit out of that one”
Man 1: sends picture of son leaving hospital after beating Covid
Man 2: “he garliced right out of that fukkin hospital”
Man 2: “Wow, you really garlicked the shit out of that one”
Man 1: sends picture of son leaving hospital after beating Covid
Man 2: “he garliced right out of that fukkin hospital”
by MrCongeniality April 17, 2021
Get the Garlicmug.