Doo Doo Worm

When you're having anal sex with a girl that has loose stool and when you're done you pull out and squeeze your Wiener from base to tip and out comes the string of stool

The Doo Doo worm i squeezed last night was 6 inches... almost as long as my pp!

by Oppydoopy June 10, 2019

Doo Doo Queef

some stupid shit my friend jacob made up about women shitting out of their pussy

"My buddy Jacob keeps talking about this dumbass word he made up called Doo Doo Queef. Its so dumb."

by unholyfleshbeast August 24, 2023

Doo Doo Bites

The little crumbs that hang to your ass hair after you take a poop

Dude I was taking a poop after I wiped I had doo doo bites on my ass

by KiDLaNTeRN June 16, 2020

Doo doo Spoon

When you are fucking your girl in the spoon position and she blasts out such an epic, world-ending giga-parp that shit gets all over your balls and flows onto bed.

"Dude I was layin with my girl last night and she straight gave me the doo doo spoon; that shit was rank yo, shit all on my junk, my bed, and the sheets? Man, they ain't NEVER gonna be right again."

by Libdem June 1, 2016

doo doo flakes

Left over shit on your ass from when you took a shit and rip the flakes off your shit and put in a bowl with milk to serve and eat.

Put those doo doo flakes in a bowl, pour some milk in and bone apple teeth!

by Lil Terry October 22, 2019

doo doo on the floor

Used when your losing an argument or need someone's attention. It's so absurd your opponent will walk away from confusion and disgust. Also Something to say when your being ignored in a conversation.

Example 1:
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.

Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor (said like this for more diversity)
Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-

Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow.
Everyone: what

by EVANGELOS. July 17, 2021

la doo doo

stick it in Jeremy's asshole faggot bitch Caleb.

I don't care la doo doo.

by daniellescotttroemel June 16, 2018