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shooting the deer

When a man masturbates inside of a John Deere tractor, ejaculating on the deer badge in the middle of the steering wheel.
'Have you seen Sam recently?'
'Yeah he's in the tractor shooting the deer.'
by BilboTheDildo March 20, 2022
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Deer camp

Is when you go hunting and you don't you just drink beer
It's the second week of deer camp and all the guys are here we never go out we just play cards and never shoot snow deer the only time we leave the camp is when we go for beer
by Jeanniegirl January 30, 2022
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deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend
did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures
by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011
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running deer

When you tuck in your cock and balls where they come out the back the hop around
Jerry got naked and did the running deer at the party last night.
by The Balls Johnson June 3, 2016
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Deer Rich

A slang word used by people in the tri-cities of Cambridge, Kitchener, and Waterloo to describe the upscale Kitchener estates of Deer Ridge and its residents. The community is marked by large expensive houses, a golf course, and fast cars.
WOW dude! Look at that massive house! Is that a Maserati in the driveway?" Reply: "Yep, welcome to deer rich dude!
by salo_patelio June 30, 2010
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dirty deer

It’s a deer with a really fat ass that is squishy like SpongeBob
Person1: Look at this deer it has a really ass

Person2: It’s definitely a dirty deer
by Dirty Leo November 28, 2021
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pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich
Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.
by Mr.darby November 15, 2013
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