The pattern of a couple getting together, deciding to break up, hating each other with a vengeance for some time, and getting back together again, starting the cycle anew.
Process can repeat indefinitely.
Usually annoys the hell out of those acquainted with the couple in some way.
Process can repeat indefinitely.
Usually annoys the hell out of those acquainted with the couple in some way.
THE RELATIONSHIP CYCLE
John: I love you...
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.
Jane: No, you can't hang out with your friends in Vegas this weekend. I want you here.
John: You've become such a demanding bitch. That's it. I'm breaking up with you and going to Vegas! Maybe I'll find someone better there!
Jane: Well, fuck you then, asshole! I never want to see you again!
Jane: That son of a bitch dumped me. It's really over this time.
Ashley: Are you sure? You always take him back, Jane.
Jane: No, this time for real.
3 WEEKS LATER:
John: Baby, I miss us. Our relationship together was the greatest time of my life. I'm sorry for what I said. Take me back. I can't be without you.
Jane: I've missed you too. Come on, I want to make it up to you...
"THIS STAGE OFTEN LEADS TO MAKE UP SEX"
John: That was amazing Jane. I love you..
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.
AND IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON...
John: I love you...
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.
Jane: No, you can't hang out with your friends in Vegas this weekend. I want you here.
John: You've become such a demanding bitch. That's it. I'm breaking up with you and going to Vegas! Maybe I'll find someone better there!
Jane: Well, fuck you then, asshole! I never want to see you again!
Jane: That son of a bitch dumped me. It's really over this time.
Ashley: Are you sure? You always take him back, Jane.
Jane: No, this time for real.
3 WEEKS LATER:
John: Baby, I miss us. Our relationship together was the greatest time of my life. I'm sorry for what I said. Take me back. I can't be without you.
Jane: I've missed you too. Come on, I want to make it up to you...
"THIS STAGE OFTEN LEADS TO MAKE UP SEX"
John: That was amazing Jane. I love you..
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.
AND IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON...
by Happens to Everyone May 21, 2011
The act of rotating a frozen popsicle within another's or your own anus for pleasure or other purposes.
by Hyperandy August 23, 2009
The best mf place to let go of everything negative feel like a queen and leave all the negativity in the past and feel like a new person for the start of your week
by Maura ecclestone November 24, 2019
by Anonymous September 13, 2003
News Cycle
by James Pig the Greatest September 03, 2009
when your have sex with a girl and she is pretending to rev a motorbike up instead of twisting the handle she is twisting your dick
by yourfavouritespartan February 20, 2014
1. The process of completing four separate bowel movements in one awake cycle; between the time of waking and the time of falling asleep
2. Taking 4 shits in one day
2. Taking 4 shits in one day
Guy 1: Did you just go to the bathroom again?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just hit for the cycle today.
Guy 1: What the hell is wrong with your ass?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just hit for the cycle today.
Guy 1: What the hell is wrong with your ass?
by Duffington December 03, 2007