beating an oyster with a corndog

Slapping the male genitalia against the female genitalia so hard the male swells from agitation and looks like a corndog beating an oyster

"Damn dude I'm so sore from beating an oyster with a corndog last night"

"I am going to ask my girl if we can try beating an oyster with a corndog tonight but I'm nervous she'll say no

by I just said something stupid October 2, 2017

Irish Corndog

The act of sticking a corndog stick down a man's urethra during sexual intercourse.

"Hey Robert did you end up banging Belle last night?"
"Yeah Man, and she gave me an Irish Corndog!"

by Irishman57 August 15, 2009

gives me a corndog

Another word for boner.

That chick gives me a corndog.

by Jonathan Sullivan June 17, 2008

Coney Island Corndog

When you take a messy shit on a bed sheet, smear it over a large area, and then wrap a naked chick it your shit covered sheet.

Yo that girl was pissed when I tried to turn her into a Coney Island Corndog

by ratchetmesss August 28, 2013

Like waving a corndog in the Astrodome

When a woman's pussy is so loose, that a man can't get any sensation from intercourse.

Fucking Crissy is like waving a corndog in the Astrodome!

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004

Long Island Pier Corndog Fryer Dip

a sexual position where a female stands up on her neck, with her legs in the air, and her knees bent. while the male stands over the female, and penetrates downwards. which resembles a corndog that is getting dipped in to the fryer

"I got so bored with my girl lasy night i straight up just gave her a LONG ISLAND PIER CORNDOG FRYER DIP in the kitchen, and her neck hurts now."

by c0dy November 14, 2006

CowTales Corndog

When you stick a CowTales all the way up your butthole and wiggle it around to make it warm and have the shit stick. Once you pull it out you will have a delicious snack.

Person 1: CowTales are so boring and bland. I wish they would spice it up a little bit.

Person 2: You should try a CowTales Corndog.

by SaltyOG December 24, 2019