When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.
by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022
Get the Castro's Lap Dogmug. Aysia Castro is a smart human being but can be very retarded in ways no one can comprehend. She is excellent in math but lacks in reading. She is innocent but can be a freak at times. She comes off as a mean and rude person but In reality has a very kind heart. She falls in love very easily and will give her heart and loyalty.
by Randle Simmons May 30, 2019
Get the Aysia Castromug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025
Get the 《¤》Angel《¤》Fidel《¤》Jose《¤》Kelvin《¤》Castro《¤》mug. An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.
Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year
Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes
Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes
by Watdaduck July 30, 2024
Get the Castro Valley Highmug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
Get the Mária 'Angie' Castro: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Releasemug. Allison America Beatrice Christina Ferrara Ferrera Bonilla Castro Trujillo Romajin Sturkenboom EstradaRobles Soler Contrabandylou Julissa Allison Robles Soler Ferrara Ferrera Bonilla Castro Trujillo Romajin Sturkenboom Estrada
Allison America Beatrice Christina Ferrara Ferrera Bonilla Castro Trujillo Romajin Sturkenboom EstradaRobles Soler Contrabandylou Julissa Allison Robles Soler Ferrara Ferrera Bonilla Castro Trujillo Romajin Sturkenboom Estrada
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
Get the Allison America Beatrice Christina Ferrara Ferrera Bonilla Castro Trujillo Romajin Sturkenboom EstradaRobles Soler Contrabandylou Julissa Allison Robles Soler Ferrara Ferrera Bonilla Castro Trujillo Romajin Sturkenboom Estradamug. by Castro2sicc November 23, 2021
Get the Castromug.