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german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land
Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it
by German weed wacker April 13, 2017
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Patty wacker

A beast on the football field that no one can guard.
by Patty wacker May 10, 2022
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Wacker

Pathetic hacker who chooses to target those in the worst possible situation.
Wacker=wack
by Ù make me sick March 31, 2023
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Quack-wacker

A man/woman you masturbates to ducks.
"You probably like to jerk off to ducks. You're a Quack-wacker".
by JuliusSneezer November 29, 2016
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Shack wacker

Originating durring the times of shanty or shack towns, the local shack wacker was a man or woman who constantly masturbated while inside their dwelling.
you seen the hair on teds hands?

I sure have, that dirty ol' shack wacker never quits beatin his dick!
by Kracka Ass March 16, 2011
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Wiener Wacker

A wiener wacker is a female or male who bashes penis in an oral way,hand action or could be inserted into a Vagiana (pussy) or taken up the bum (Anal)
"Adam had a good wiener wacker off a random lass last night"
by WienerSausageAb December 29, 2016
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The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.
I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!
by cruxiql July 2, 2025
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