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Ultimate Taekwondon't

When a Martial Arts instructor attempts to demonstrate a technique, skill or breaking demonstration to their students and fails in a very obvious and embarrasing manner usually resulting in akward silence and lowered credibility for the instructor and the school.
Master Dennis attempted to break 6 bricks last night in class and totally failed! Even after 4 attempts he couldn't get through them all. It was a joke, what a phony. He even had the nerve to say afterward that he has never missed a break. Bet he won't do that again in front of everyone. That Fat Pussy. Thought we were supposed to be learing Ultimate Taekowndo, more like Ultimate Taekwondon't.

Example 2, Saw a great Ultimate Taekwondon't at practice tonight. Mikey tried to show us how to do that spin kick on the heavy bags and fell right on his fucking ass. That lazy fuck has no business wearing a uniform let alone a 4th degree black belt! That fat fuck!
by The Original Karate Kid March 14, 2011
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Ultimate bamf

Someone who sneaks out of their house while grounded. Usually to participate in activities like drinking, hook ups, or watching pixar movies.
1 - Wow Lili is the Ultimate Bamf
2 - I know!! I heard she snuck out to get drunk with the biker guys.
1 - Yeh, then ditched them and went to watch Pixar with her other Ultimate bamf friend!
by Lucy Cypher April 12, 2011
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Ultimative Cheesiness

Outrageously sweet and romantic stuff
Example of Ultimative Cheesiness
Her: Even though you're 6 hours behind me, I still see you in my future
Him: Even though you're 6 hrs ahead, I won't give up the chase
by XReign February 15, 2021
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The ultimate prank

The ultimate prank- the Art of Pranking someone majorly. It is quite rare and is considered a priviledge if you are the victim or prankster. If overused, it loses its meaning.
Coolgurlz.!- Hey! whatcha up to this weekend??
Voldiluver101- umm. The Ultimate Prank, and yourself?
Coolgurlz.!- kewl! Can i join??
Voldiluver101- no way!!!! Go watch harry potter or something!
by Trix Mac-Nix August 12, 2008
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ultimate gamer

What every gamer bro aspires to be.
Epic Dude Bro 1: I wish I could be an ultimate gamer
Epic Dude Bro 2: same bro
by PapPapPap May 9, 2018
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Ultimate funzies

Really funzies; having a amazing time.
I had ultimate funzies at the concert last night because we were smoking butts.
by Funzies Guy July 25, 2023
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