Pepperoni Promise

When a plan is made after a night of intensive alcohol consumption and has a very low percentage of actually occuring. Called 'Pepperoni' , as this most likely occurs at a pizza place.

EXAMPLE 1:

"Urg, last night I told a guy in my class we should start a study group and be best friends. What a pepperoni promise"

EXAMPLE 2:
"Tomorrow I am going to wake up and be a better person. I am going to take care of myself, do some community service, oh yeah, tomorrow I start my journey!"

Next Day: " Yeah, that was a huge pepperoni promise.. I'm not doing any of that"

by Maritimer Party July 23, 2012

Dicky Promise

When two men touch their penises together like a pinky promise.

I made a dicky promise.

by BamBam777 April 30, 2023

Promise in Progress

A promise you would like to make but due to a lack of experience or tools cannot, so you leave it as a Promise in Progress

It's a Promise in Progress

by Equilib April 17, 2018

promise ring

a ring a boy gets a girl as a way of saying he truly loves her and promises her a forever.

a ring before marriage until the couple is old enough

bob: i got my girl a promise ring and proposed in front of the whole school and made a promise speech while on one knee

dan: good for you my guy

by urmominmybeddd69 January 15, 2022

Kiss promise

A promise where you kiss your thumbs and put your pinks together and touch your thumbs after. These promises can never be broken. It's a sign of trust and respect between each other.

"Do you kiss promise that your not going to do that?"

by Gus w. November 16, 2021

Bureaucratic Promise

Quoting someone a large time range for something to occur, even though it will probably happen much sooner.

I always have to tell my customers that they'll get an e-mail within 24-48 hours, even though they get it immediately.

Ah, a good ol' bureaucratic promise. You just know that one person didn't get that e-mail within 30 seconds and they were pissed; so now, you have to tell everyone they'll get it within 24-48 hours.

by JerMead July 24, 2018

Pimpy Promise

A pimpy promise is a promise made between a prostitute and their pimp.

Pimp: Do you wanna work for me? *holding a wad of $100 notes*
Prostitute: Yeah I guess *looking at the money*
Pimp: Okay but you have to do something first...
Prostitute: *looking confused* what do you want me to do?
Pimp: *Holds out his little finger* Pimpy promise me that you will stay with me forever
Prostitute: Okay
*them both singing together* Pimpy promise, never brake a promise, if you do you have to suck my weener.

by Weener Woman March 18, 2020