Swan pond

Very elite group of swan-necked hoes. No swamp pigeons or mud ducks allowed! see also bevy. see also swan-necked hoe.

What happens in the swan pond stays in the swan pond!

by dj8up May 6, 2008

The Pond

The portion of the Pacific Ocean between the West coast of the US and Hawaii.

It's gonna take us about 5 hours to jump the pond in that 757.

by Rnw124 September 15, 2007

Mill Pond Village

A housing project in east windsor in which people from hartford or people on welfare reside. most are black and run around claiming to be thugs of some sort when most likely they dont know the definition. during the summer youll see people in the dump swimming pool or flooding the basketball courts. basically, its a dump. and should be demolished completely

"hey you wanna play ball?"
"sure where at?"
"mill pond village"
"HELL NO, so this little 12 year old can claim hes a blood and go home to suck mommy's tit?"

by UncleStacks November 14, 2012

Central College Pond

A gross, disgusting, germ-infested 3 foot deep body of "water" located in the middle of Central College's campus in Pella, Iowa. Students get thrown in it for their birthdays and ice skate on it in the winter.

"Ew, the Central College pond smells today!" "Today? It smells every day."

by centraldutch November 18, 2011

dirty duck pond

Diarrhea

Man, I just went to the bathroom and left a dirty duck pond after eating Taco Bell.

by Broncogal September 23, 2016

Fishing in the Wrong Pond

When ones entire approach to trying to improve one's career and dating life is systematically flawed and unlikely to lead to any kind of meaningful progress

After getting the cold shoulder from every girl across the board and a generic rejection email from every job he applied to, Chad quickly realized he was fishing in the wrong pond and decided to work on developing his own personal brand rather than chasing others.

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

minnesota shrimp pond

The sexual act of jizzing in your partners belly button, and soaking your balls in such man gravy, then having your partner lick the man chowder off your balls.

My girlfriend ate my minnesota shrimp pond last night, I wont even let her breath my way now.

by madmitch612 January 17, 2011