Keep the dog off the half pipe

A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.

Yo slime, Keep the dog off the half pipe!

by bigthunker November 7, 2020

Worm in the Sewer Pipe

Sticking Your Penis into the Asshole of a Homeless Woman After she just took a Massive

Shit.

“Yeah, I found this Chick on the side of the road and gave her the ol’ Worm in the Sewer Pipe”

by Dripple July 22, 2022

Pipe in the thot

To have sex with a ho...

" I leave the club with a bad one, head to my spot. Put some Ty Dolla on and put pipe in the thot" (G-Eazy)

by Godfatherr March 28, 2016

Eating naughty pork pies in the bath

Bath time botty action with processed meat in the bath

The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.

"Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm kinky but not OVERLY so. I'm up for eating naughty pork pies in the bath every now and again, but nothing too crazy!"

by Mr. Retsbol March 31, 2021

The Collin - "Cum Pipe Congo"

Smoking the Cum Pipe, while being anally raped in the ass.

When Collin is back in Depew, he and his Uncles do the Congo.

by Collin March 28, 2003

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022

put the bowstring up your pipehole

a) a nicer way of telling someone to stfu
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer

if you don't want prostate cancer, don't be afraid to as your doctor, under definition b) above to put the bowstring up your pipehole

by Uncle Dimma January 19, 2015