pooter

fuckboy, man whore, etc

He kissed Nancy, Stephanie, and Sophia at John's party, he is such a POOTER.

by camycamsdf June 11, 2019

Pooter scooter

A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.

Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.

by Asaya October 24, 2018

Pooter

A pooter is someone who poots and is of pooty quality and displays behavior that is very pootful.

You pooter! You didn’t refill the toilet paper, you poot.

by PootfulPride May 14, 2022

Pooter

A slang word for a penis. Synonymous with schlong, ding ding, Wang, cock, etc.

I haven't heard many people use it that way but it was used in my childhood home.

Harry Potter whipped out his hairy pooter and showed the doctor his hog warts.

by Squonkaholic February 23, 2019

pumpkin pooter

Vag aka vagina

When you have your period it's like you just murdered a baby in your pumpkin pooter (cause you did)...!

by MML1234 July 6, 2016

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

pooter stamp

When Your cat insists on resting it's butthole on your open skin.

Hey Garth, your cat is giving me a pooter stamp.

by zach0711 September 9, 2016