Cow Patting

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.

Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)

by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010

pat cummins

A man with the heart of a lion and one that is just fucking brilliant at everything especially cricket

Pat Cummins rolled through England’s fragile batting lineup

by Condogs2107 March 12, 2021

pat and tap

When your girl jerks you off from behind and spits butter into your ass.

Last night my girl offered me a pat and tap it was a dream come true.

by PsychoCT April 15, 2020

Pat Ferry

Commonly used in Ireland, a Pat ferry consists of a high state of intoxication achieved as a result of drinking large quantities of Guinness and Jameson (Irish whiskey)

Named after Irishman Patrick Ferry who in 2008 died as a result of a binge involving the two drinks

1. Bartender, a pat ferry please

2. I got pat ferried last night!

by pattheledge December 3, 2009

Pats Flats

When you really have to go, and you just can't hold it, Pats Flats is a place to pee.

I've really got to pee, lets go to Pats Flats!

by Jeanne August 30, 2004

International pat pat day

On the 5th on January,it is international pat pat day. You are allowed to receive as many pat pats as you want.

1:Why are you pat patting me?
2:it is 5th of January,international pat pat day.

by Alex the meow January 5, 2021

Pickle pat

Weirdo who owns jungle boys, cure company, originals, traditionals, downtown patient group, city compassionate caregivers, Russian assassin boys. Enjoys poisoning people with illegal pesticides and PGRs. Enjoys happy ending massage parlors, smoking crack and living life to the fullest. His snack of choice is pickles with mustard.

Pickle pat is a bitch

by Phosphoload October 20, 2021