by Turnipples January 05, 2020
The act of thrusting the penis between the folds of an overweight person's stomach, ejaculating and the consequently vomiting over the member. The addition of menstrual blood causes the act to be known as a Mustard and Ketchup Hotdog.
by CountSpunkula February 22, 2010
A Boy Who Fucks Everything He Touches up But He is the nices boy in the world and whould never hurt any of his friend for anyone he normaly has blue eyes and brown hair and is the best boyfriend you can have
Dylan Mustard Lives In Port Huron
by DMustard45 October 10, 2011
n. 1) in specific reference to the yellow and white lines on any road.
2) non specific reference to the left/right boundary.
2) non specific reference to the left/right boundary.
by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 19, 2009
A joke about a Ford Mustang being yellow (because mustard is yellow). Don’t worry; all yellow mustangs are Ford Mustards! Any type, any year. ITS A FORD MUSTARD
by W1MPYKD June 04, 2023
by sumaloma September 25, 2021
"omg jessica, i went to oswald's place, and he had this big mustard vein on the top of his dick!"
"that's so cool! i have one too, but it splits into a fork :("
"that's so cool! i have one too, but it splits into a fork :("
by Random Shit. February 16, 2022