mustard gassing

When a girl queefs and little bit of pee squirts out.

Damn girl! I need to get to a restroom ASAP cause this pussy has been mustard gassing all day!

by Turnipples January 4, 2020

Dylan Mustard

A Boy Who Fucks Everything He Touches up But He is the nices boy in the world and whould never hurt any of his friend for anyone he normaly has blue eyes and brown hair and is the best boyfriend you can have

Dylan Mustard Lives In Port Huron

by DMustard45 October 10, 2011

Mustard Hotdog

The act of thrusting the penis between the folds of an overweight person's stomach, ejaculating and the consequently vomiting over the member. The addition of menstrual blood causes the act to be known as a Mustard and Ketchup Hotdog.

"That fat girl let me do a Mustard Hotdog on her. It was messy"

by CountSpunkula February 22, 2010

mustard and mayonnaise

n. 1) in specific reference to the yellow and white lines on any road.

2) non specific reference to the left/right boundary.

"Keep it between the mustard and mayonnaise!"

by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 19, 2009

auto mustard

The modern craze of hurling English mustard at raving homosexuals.

Ian gave gay Marc some auto mustard action. He totally deserved it for raving too hard.

by Ironictruth August 24, 2016

Colonel Mustard

This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.

Man my toilets about fed up with this colonel Mustard I dropped

by OneTimeBusted January 5, 2023

Mustard Dong

An unimaginably humungous penis that smells excruciatingly disgusting.

Damn, that guy has a mustard dong!

by sumaloma September 24, 2021