"Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"
by ItTollsForThee November 13, 2013
when a person proceeds to dry hump the outstretched hand of a greeting person in place of a typical handshake.
works best when unexpected.
works best when unexpected.
by stickman monstercock March 02, 2009
Similar to The Shocker; the Electric Handshake describes the act of simultaneously stimulating the vagina and anus.
However, all fingers are used, in a three-to-one configuration.
It is symbolized by an outstretched hand, as though offering a handshake, with the pinky slightly dropped.
However, all fingers are used, in a three-to-one configuration.
It is symbolized by an outstretched hand, as though offering a handshake, with the pinky slightly dropped.
"She wasn't really paying attention to all the work I was giving her, so I woke her up with the Electric Handshake; three in the gash, and one in the stash!"
by Stevious G August 16, 2009
You put your thumb in her ass hole. You twist it around. You put your other 3-7 fingers in her pussy. You pull her back (aggressively) and say “you just got “halvee handshaked”. She says “thank you?”
You’re drunk. You just got back to the airbnb. Ford and kilula are sitting on the couch. She’s coming over soon. You give her a good, deep, aggressive back rub. She goes to “your” room. You start making out. Eventually she says “give me the halvee handshake”. You sit. Think for a while. “It’s time” you say you yourself. You put your thumb in, twist it around, grab her by the pussy, and…. Yeah. It’s never too late to give em the halvee handshake.
You’re drunk. You just got back to the airbnb. Ford and kilula are sitting on the couch. She’s coming over soon. You give her a good, deep, aggressive back rub. She goes to “your” room. You start making out. Eventually she says “give me the halvee handshake”. You sit. Think for a while. “It’s time” you say you yourself. You put your thumb in, twist it around, grab her by the pussy, and…. Yeah. It’s never too late to give em the halvee handshake.
Gosh, that girls hot. I’d love to give her the “halvee handshake”
I wish I had a bigger Dick… guess I’ll just give her the “halvee handshake” instead
Omg that dude Connor gave me the gnarliest “halvee handshake” last night… it was ah-maaazzzzing
I wish I had a bigger Dick… guess I’ll just give her the “halvee handshake” instead
Omg that dude Connor gave me the gnarliest “halvee handshake” last night… it was ah-maaazzzzing
by Halvee handshake December 22, 2021
The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.
by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010
by Mother9987 December 11, 2015
A variant of the taco handshake. When you are finger-blasting your bitch and she cums so hard and becomes unusually wet. You continue to give her that taco handshake only to realize once the smell hits you, that she released that Taco Bell she had earlier.
I was fingering this bitch in my truck and she came so hard she squirted. I continued on because that beaver juice made it extra wet. Shortly after, I realized that what I thought was a continuation of the taco handshake, had turned into the hormel handshake.
by #Shitjustgotreal November 21, 2022