Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009

dirty deer

It’s a deer with a really fat ass that is squishy like SpongeBob

Person1: Look at this deer it has a really ass

Person2: It’s definitely a dirty deer

by Dirty Leo November 28, 2021

Deer stacking

The name of the group participating in a lucky pierre. When one man is fucking someone of any gender while another man fucks him in the ass.

Deer stacking sure is fun, but man is my ass is sore.

by CumGuzzler420outof69 May 29, 2018

running deer

When you tuck in your cock and balls where they come out the back the hop around

Jerry got naked and did the running deer at the party last night.

by The Balls Johnson June 3, 2016

Deer Rich

A slang word used by people in the tri-cities of Cambridge, Kitchener, and Waterloo to describe the upscale Kitchener estates of Deer Ridge and its residents. The community is marked by large expensive houses, a golf course, and fast cars.

WOW dude! Look at that massive house! Is that a Maserati in the driveway?" Reply: "Yep, welcome to deer rich dude!

by salo_patelio June 30, 2010

little deer

lulu harrington’s nick name for being lost in school

lulu harrington is a little deer lost in head lights

by pastaitalia2 September 10, 2018

sloppy deer

When you are banging the ex of a friend, as you do, and said friend walks in on you two going at it, with the intention of making things right with their ex, and as soon as they make eye contact with you, you freeze, wide-eyed.

Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.

by imitt12 October 13, 2016