by Greg Toland January 8, 2015
Get the donged upmug. by megadong July 7, 2009
Get the dinger dongmug. A dong sock is any object that is placed over a man's penis with the hope of keeping it warm and completely functional. A plethora of objects can be used as dong socks: standard tube socks, fuzzy condoms, duct tape (sticky-side-out for safety), a snake skin, or one of those furry things that you put over the driver in your golf bag.
If one was stuck in the Arctic wilderness with his best friend, and his friend died, one could cut open his abdomen and use him as a dong sock, much like Luke did with his Tauntaun on Hoth.
by Space Cowboy December 16, 2005
Get the Dong Sockmug. n. Rarely, extra long hairs in the pubic region, on either side of the penis, such that, at a quick glance, it would appear as though one is hiding Artis Gilmore in one's pants.
His dong chops were so long that he was tempted to braid them together and create a ball cabana for the winter months.
Bear's dong chops were so long, that he had to tuck them into his socks. He definately could use some manscaping.
Bear's dong chops were so long, that he had to tuck them into his socks. He definately could use some manscaping.
by Justice April 22, 2005
Get the Dong chopsmug. 
The epitome of cool and/or extreme.
by dontcallmeash June 27, 2014
Get the wonky-dongmug. She gazed at my Dong Hammer befor putting it in her mouth.
Man put your Dong hammer away befor you put an eye out.
I wish I had a nice Dong Hammer
Man put your Dong hammer away befor you put an eye out.
I wish I had a nice Dong Hammer
by air-ric March 12, 2014
Get the dong hammermug.