Choi-Ding

Choi-Ding is a term commonly used by Asian casino degenerates to describe getting the ever living shit kicked out of them by a caucasian card dealer....usually pertains to the game Bacarat. The term has matriculated to every day vernacular to mean getting the unholy Piss beaten out of you by a monkey or other large disgusting primate. Ex. "Wow, did you hear Larry got Choi- Dinged last night by that chimp that escaped from George Bush's basement." Can also be used as a verb to describe inflicting an ungodly beating on someone or something; typically by pulling ones pants down, farting loudly, then throwing severally spinning crane kicks in rapid succession.
"I Choi-dinged the shit out of that drunken manatee last night"...
by Jimmy flipper-nuts October 14, 2012
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Ding-a-derry

A state of celebration upon acquiring a brain.
"I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, if I only had a brain." -Scarecrow
by The ORIGINAL Lulubelle January 01, 2011
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asshole ding

Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.
My Mercedes is straight as an arrow except for a few asshole dings on the driver door.
by Rickof Lancaster September 04, 2008
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ding-dong

A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.
That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!
by moi April 21, 2004
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Ding bro

When someone is really cool, and is number 1 in every single event
I I want to be as good as Ding bro
you live in Beijing and you don't know ding bro???
by Titanium12345 April 18, 2017
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ding mush

Someone who is a nob and doesn’t like cheese
Omg look at her she’s such a ding mush !
by Big juicy fat cock sucker September 12, 2020
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Ding Liren

Ding Liren is a 30 year old chinese chess grandmaster and 2023 chess world champion, first chinese chess player to hold the title of the world champion.
Person 1: "Hey, Ding Liren just won the title"
Person 2: "Wow, congrats to him"
Person 3: "Did yall know that he is the first chinese chess player to hold the title"
by ILikeChess May 11, 2023
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