The Happy Diet

When someone goes on an Ecstasy(MDMA) binge and loses weight very rapidly.

Tim: Dude, you don't look so good.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.

by Helter Skelter 69 February 05, 2009

Parker Diet

Receiving oral sex while eating fried chicken, usually in the back seat of a taxi cab; named after the famous jazz musician Charlie Parker.

Clark had a food fetish, so he asked Beth if he could go on a Parker Diet

by joemcjoey March 31, 2011

Diet-Friend

A person you get along with more than an acquaintance but you aren't really friends yet.

It fills the space between acquaintance and friendship.

It's like friendship, but less.

"Did you know Bert almost went to London in covid to see a girl?”

“No, he doesn’t tell me those things. We’re just diet-friends.

by Saint.Patrick January 05, 2021

Maduro Diet

Venezuela's diet. Bread and Water.

if you want to be a model you should better start Maduro Diet

by Anonnnnc March 18, 2017

Modular Diet

One of liquid richards best songs, it is bare minimum top 5.

Aye son, side of pork chops thin cut
Aye son, big side of pork and beans
Bacon in it, aye son
Bacon in it, aye son
Might drink a thousand liters of Pepsi later on
I was jerking off to Banquet meals
I was jerking off to Banquet meals
I was jerking off, I was jerking off (fuck!)

dude are you listening to Modular Diet ?

Of course i am!
Its the best liquid richard song to date!
Ok, carry on.

by xX_N0_PR1S0N3RS_Xx October 19, 2022

Divorce Diet

The diet you go on while you're going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.

Person 1:Man, I lost like 30 pounds this month
Person 2:Divorce Diet?
Person 1:Yeah....

by My parents got divorced. May 27, 2009

diet bepis

A healthier alternative to the regular branded Bepis. Although the taste may be similar, diet Bepis has no sugar and contains no calories.

Yo dawg, have you tried Diet Bepis?

Cracking open a diet Bepis with the boys

by HornyPuppor August 27, 2017