Skip to main content

Cock in the box

Used to discribe that moment when you have a hard dick and a closed pants but as soon as you open your pants your dick jumps out like a jack in the box
I dont like wearing this pants because it creates a mean cock in the box.
by The Fap Factory March 13, 2015
mugGet the Cock in the box mug.

Cock in the Mud

An expletive used to express sudden dismay or exasperation.
Stub your toe "cock in the mud!".
You get no for an answer "cock in the mud!".
by Iwanyckyj23 September 14, 2018
mugGet the Cock in the Mud mug.

cock in the ass

Set of words having somewhat of the same meaning as "Pain in the ass" except much worse.
I just failed my history exam. Damn, that's a cock in the ass.
by A1LColtrane May 9, 2004
mugGet the cock in the ass mug.

cock in the mouth

A derogatory term used to express one's dislike for someone. Definitely not something to be said around the family dinner table.
Hey cock in the mouth, where's my John Tesh cd's? Yer momma wants to listen to it while I spank her............
by Boss Hog July 31, 2003
mugGet the cock in the mouth mug.

cock of the walk

n. status one may look forward to achieving once having applied more cowbell
by G0lluM May 22, 2005
mugGet the cock of the walk mug.

Fly by cock in the eye

When one of those irritating guys for no reason whatsoever catches you by suprise and slaps his cock in your eye.
Im setting at the computer just typing away and I holler hey hunny bring me something to drink he goes to get my drink then brings it back sets it down and I assume he goes back to whateveer he was doing and I unknowingly let my guard down then out of nowhere Wham a Fly by cock in the eye.
by Misty & Steph Dials March 30, 2009
mugGet the Fly by cock in the eye mug.

Slap cock to the rice

A convivial gesture made in the final moments of a meal as a statement that the fellowship on that day be forever remembered, and as a fervent expression of gratitude for the company present. A male, usually the host, will lay his penis on the unfinished portion of rice in the plate of the nearest female.
Tony got so drunk and emotional at our annual Sunday school luncheon that he felt it necessary to slap cock to the rice.
by Joe from Brooklyn March 9, 2008
mugGet the Slap cock to the rice mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email