hotline bling

When your phone rings
"I know when that hotline bling!!That can only mean one thing.."
by chynabadd October 20, 2015
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church bling

Bling seen at church. For example: golden crosses, silver candlesticks, fancy scepters, funny hats or decorated robes.
Look at all the church bling in here. They're not collecting money for the poor - they're probably getting spinnaz for the popemobile.
by KJS September 18, 2006
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Wue Bling

Wue Bling is a UK Bling Jewellery Brand creating custome bling jewellery designs using high quality diamonds, gold and coloured real gemstones.
Estelle wore Wue Bling when performing on MTV sessions
by Wue Ting July 20, 2009
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bling-slave

Term coined by S. Hadmack
(n.) An animal that has been subject to wearing flashy items or articles of clothing, usually small dogs.

(n.) One who is a slave to all tendy fashion gimmicks without regard to the impact it may have on others and the environment.
(v.) To make one buckle down and dress in high fashion outfits such as, swarovski crystal bejeweled tee shirts.
(n.) Dog: "Roof."

Human: "Now pooter bear muffin, mama wants you to wear this cute little tutu."

Dog: "No! I will not be your bling-slave."
(v.) "Please don't make me go out side and bling-slave, I don't want to be seen in your damn tutu."
by Jainisnotablingslave March 07, 2011
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Starter Bling

1. Decorative elements used to enhance the appearance of an individual or vehicle, but which fall short of being the truly desirable, attention-getting, show-off elements the owners think they are.

2. Cheaper "knock-off" or lower-grade versions of trendy decorations or jewelry designed to show off wealth. Due to the inherent contradiction (cheap stuff to show off wealth?), a somewhat ridiculous expenditure of effort.
1. Lookit that guy thinkin' he's so cool - he's got 14" faux-chrome spinners on a 1995 Honda. That's just some poseur-ass STARTER BLING!

2. My 15-year-old niece wanted me to take her to the mall so she could get some STARTER BLING, so I bought her a bracelet with about 100 cubic zirconias on it.
by POP944 January 23, 2006
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ass bling

The rhinestones, studs, gems and other shiny jewel-like decorations on the back pockets and general ass area of a woman's jeans or pants.
Check out Linda, she is sporting some major ass bling with those new jeans.

It looks like Julie went a little overboard with her bedazzler, she must have 5 pounds of ass bling on those jeans.

Remember when women wore jeans that really complimented a nice ass? Nowadays you need to look through a wall of ass bling to check out a woman's butt.
by Father Tyme January 12, 2014
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bling film

Where's the bling film mamma? I'm concerned the ham hock is becoming excessively dessicated.
by Viperiser December 18, 2015
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