Batting the Bishop.

Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.

Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.

by Mark Unthank January 20, 2009

Bishop Wand

a school for dickheads who have a double decker bus (selfish pricks)

oh you go to Bishop Wand?
yeah
fuck you

by milf_handeler May 19, 2021

Harold Bishop

Quasi-backwards-subverted Cockney rhyming slang for "Barry White" which in turn is Cockney rhyming slang for "shite". Additional fence created to pay respects to the big man, whom is no longer with us.

"Saw the new Iron Man last night." "Any good?" "Nah, it was Harold"
"I thought I'd enjoy my new job but it turned out it was Harold Bishop".

by AngryBradley June 9, 2013

bishop basher

a person, usually male, that masturbates a lot. The bishop in this case being a euphemism for the penis.

Joe's a proper bishop basher, he was lying in bed the other morning bashing the bishop with his headphones on and when he finished, he noticed his mum had been in and left his tea and toast beside his bed.

by Ducktape Corkfeet April 6, 2016

Monster Bishops

Bishops controlling open diagonals, and often aimed at the opponent's King.

I couldn't get my pieces into play, my position was terrible! If I could only trade off my worthless Knights for his Monster Bishops.

by DecemberTwentynine March 12, 2015

worship the bishop

to vigorously strangle the shaft of the male's penis in a fluent up and down motion until the male ejaculates in the name of the lord

are you going to worship the bishop today?

by marqueezy April 2, 2017

Bishop Nehru

A very underrated rapper who makes fire music and was produced my MF DOOM.

Person 1 : "You Hear That New Bishop Nehru Song"
Person 2 : "Who TF is Bishop Nehru"
Person 1 : * Slaps Person 2*

by KOLEISDEFINETLYVERYTALL February 5, 2021