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coupling season

October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.
"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"
by midwestern_life June 6, 2018
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unconscious coupling

(n) when you get a little drunk and have sex with someone other than your significant other.
Joe: You got divorced? What happened?

Bill: Unconscious coupling. I got drunk at the office Christmas party and hooked up with Alexa from HR.
by RobinGoodfellow1 May 13, 2014
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dinky couple

Tom & Anna are a dinky couple, so can tour the world anytime they want.
by The Good Negotiator December 19, 2015
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Half-couple

When two people have faithfully submitted themselves to one another, but aren't ready to be in a fully committed relationship yet. Basically, halfway in the couple stage.
Bobbathon: Ayy, whaddup Sammiswa. Are you and Greghora dating?

Sammiswa: Nah, we're not technically dating. We're more like a half-couple. We'll date in a few months though!
by alicethemasterofnekogirls July 14, 2018
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Couples City

When you go out to meet up with a group of friends at a bar, club, lounge, restaurant, or really any social situation, and suddenly find yourself the only single person in the group. So it's just you and a group of 2-5 couples. Fun.
Oh I was going to go meet up with Megan and Scott and all them but I think that crowd will be Couples City. So I'll probably just stop and say hi and bounce for somewhere else.
by ted234435 August 6, 2011
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wtf couple

A "wtf couple" is a couple that causes others to exclaim "what the fuck!" Generally these couples include one attractive partner and one less attractive. Occassionally wtf couples are based on financial gain for the more attractive partner. Sometimes the more attractive partner is also financially stable themselves. This is simply a case of being gross. More information can be found at www.wtfcouples.com
Woody Allen and Soon Yi, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas, Celine Dion and her husband, Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood. These are all examples of wtf couples.
by wtfcouple March 20, 2010
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A gay couple

When a boy and a boy have a intimate relationship
Like Charlie Guy and Charlie Willoughby and maybe some Mohamed are a gay couple
by Bjvivufg October 16, 2017
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