waxing the wrap

Masterbation with a condom on.

I was horny last night but didn't want to clean up. My mom walked in on me while I was waxing the wrap.

by crazypaws November 22, 2019

wrap party

a call with two fright nights actors that you are trying to secure a threesome with

Archie went to the wrap party, instead of playing the TOP SHELF

by Archis3ft4 November 21, 2020

thumb wrap

To wrap your thumbs around dat fat ass from both sides as to spread the butt cheeks before smashing

DAYUUUUMMM!!! Would love nothing more than to thumb wrap dat fat ass right now!

by Hellllooppooo May 29, 2016

Blump Wrap

Not to be confused with Blunt Wrap; A Blump Wrap is a protective covering, usually aluminum foil, that is used by the person giving you a blumpkin to store your fecal matter for later use.

see also porter blump

You know your girl is freaky when she is giving you a blumpkin, and reaches for a blump wrap.

Is that a burrito? no its my blump wrap. Talk about corn salsa!

by Jdubz1415 September 11, 2009

Sausage Wrap

When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.

Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*

Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!

Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*

by daddyposeidon May 4, 2018

Fun wrap

A condom for a tiny penis.

"Put that fun wrap on and get in me!"

by Machelle Simponi June 3, 2017

Wrap a buzzdog

The term “wrapping a buzzdog” refers to applying a nicotine patch and folding over ones penis to create a hotdog that gives off a buzz.

Example:
“Yo I just stopped smoking and started no fap”
“Oh shit dude that’s tough”
“Nah man, hey I’ll be right back I’m gonna go to the bathroom to wrap a buzzdog.”

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow December 6, 2018