Textual Abuse

When an overly aggressive potential partner you only met once won't stop text messaging you

That kid just blew me up again! I never should have gave that textual abuser my number!!!

by Boston Homey December 20, 2010

Textual Apocalypse

When having or trying to engage in text conversation with someone ,perhaps of the flirting nature .There next message is napalm ,completely and deliberately arranged that you can't possibly form a reply.

A '' I'm trying to arrange a second date with John ''
B '' How is it going? ''
A '' He just text ,' Haha,I'm tired,off to bed night x''
B '' aaa textual apocalypse !!

by wakingupalone July 24, 2011

textually disfunctional

Someone who Creats conflit through text. Someone who is unable to communicate through text messaging. Someone who doesn't know how to text.

He is "textually disfunctional and cannot be trusted

by ashlav January 24, 2012

Textually Potent

When a person's little texting swimmers swim very, very fast rather than very, very slowly. The ability to constantly text a variety of people, without losing stamina, endurance, and studdedness.

Tracy has extreme textual potency on the couch. She puts all them other hoes to shame.

Tommy was so textually potent that Tracy was all over his textuality.

by The Great Gift Bearer August 12, 2012

textual abandonment

While in the middle of a (text) conversation, one of the participating parties leaves the other hanging.

"Sorry for the textual abandonment, brah. I was about to text you back and then I dropped my phone in the garbage disposal."

by Sunshine Rainbows October 25, 2012

textual pantsing

When one who is certain of their argument is made to look foolish in a text based conversation.

We were texting about some movie we saw last night. I thought I found this huge plot hole, and she pointed out that I missed the dialogue that had explained it. It was a textual pantsing.

by TekkaSommer September 25, 2013

Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text

Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/

by Walshy84 November 21, 2013