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Relationship Terrorist

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An individual(s) who under no circumstances can be happy for ones that have a good relationship and feel the need to come out of their sleeper cell to reign their terrorist acts against those in love.

These Relationship Terrorist are highly skilled in the art of sabotage and deceit. They are motivated and dedicated to their cause as they take the daring role in our society posing as best friends and/or relatives. Fueled by their own misery of a failing relationship, there is little that can stop these cunning beings. They are known to go to great lengths to fabricate stories and twist reality to the ones they prey on. The Relationship Terrorist then sits back and watch in glee after they ignite the fuse to the atomic bomb set forth at the soft underbellies of the unsuspecting relationship goers. The end goal of the Relationship Terrorist is to create a holocaust of all good relationships that have a future.

Please beware and exercise great caution as these insurgents have infiltrated and taken refuge in the Palm Beach County area (Boca Raton/ Delray Beach is known to be the epicenter of their operation).
How is your girlfriend?

She left me and now I am walking the cliffs of suicide because some Relationship Terrorist decided to drop a nuke on our smoke pit of love….

Oh…they got you too?
by Urban Dictionary January 13, 2009
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terrorism

U.S. foriegn policy. For some reason we American seem to think that terrorism was invented on Sept. 11th, but it has been business as usual for the U.S. government for the last century.
The war on terrorism will not be over until the U.S. becomes a third world country.
by Zak November 15, 2003
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terrorist

1. A person engaging in planning and execution of heinous acts intended to kill innocent people and scare everyone else.
"The terrorist attempted to hijack the plane, but the other passengers pinned him down and stomped him until his heart stopped."
by Anonymous December 5, 2002
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terrorist pot pie

After anally penetrating another individual and ejaculating in the individuals's anus, the recipient of the ejaculate experiences flatulance in such a manner as to blow the feces saturated ejaculate back into the deliverer's face.
The old man thought he was punishing his girlfriend by pounding her anus mercilessly, but the joke was on him when she gave him a terrorist pot pie!
by SatchJR August 31, 2008
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Terrorism

The act of threatening someone with violence in order to obtain something or accomplish a goal.
Terrorism can be perfrom by anyone. For example threatening to punch a guy in the face if he doesn't give you five dollars count as terrorism, but don't tell Bush
by Tonio31 August 31, 2006
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Islamic Terrorism

Something democrats don't want to admit exists.
Islamic terrorism does not exist. Islam is a religion of peace.
by BettaWithChedda September 21, 2018
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shooting some terrorists

refering being, going to be, or was busy. Was created by inner members of Da Hood.
Joe, are you going to be on MSN tonight?
No, im going to be shooting some terrorists.

Where were you?
I was shooting some terrorists.
by Purple G April 23, 2008
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