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Ovary tease

A cock tease is an attractive woman who flirts without delivering the 'goods'.

An ovary tease is a man who flirts with women just for attention, and has no intention of getting romantic.
That guy is such an ovary tease, wow.....
by Mexican911 March 3, 2011
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knob tease

An incredibly attractive women or individual, who behaves provocatively in front of admirers, but never has any intention of engaging in sexual congress with said admirer.

See also: Cock Tease
Hunter: Did you see Becky at the club last night?! She was all over me!
Joe: Yeah she was on fire!

Johnny: Yeah dude but you’ll never hit that, she’s just a knob tease.
by WolfTears May 11, 2018
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Teaseaholic

Created from the words tease and alcoholic,
this is a girl who has a problem with repeatedly leading guys on that she doesnt like at all. Usually more than one at a time. The only reason being that she wants attention and is a total Douchebag. This often results in many people hating her guts after realizing that she is just a shallow, attention hungry Liar.
Guy #1- yo whats up, did you see marina last night? she was all over me man. i think she wants me.

guy #2- Nahh son. dont be fooled, she is a Teaseaholic.
by hajji man January 14, 2009
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tease

Performing cunnilingus on a girl but never letting her reach orgasm
Will you please just stop being a tease and finish me off?!
by JJ-DJ January 26, 2015
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Taser

A "Less than Lethal" weapon used to incapacitate a person without killing them. Generally used by police. Fires two barbed prongs up to twenty feet which then penetrate the skin and deliver an extremely painful shock causing the perosn to fall to loose control of their muscles, fall to the ground and do the crappie flop and sometimes piss themselves.
COP: Hey shitbag. You're under arrest, turn around and put your hands behind your back.

SHITBAG: Fuck you pig. You better call for back-up

COP: Takes out Taser and repeats his order.

SHITBAG: Fuck you:

COP: Shoots shitbag with Taser and laugh's while shitbag does the crappei flop on the ground.

SHITBAG: (After he regains control of his muscles) Rolls over and puts his hands behind his back to be handcuffed while complaining about how bad it hurt and he pissed himself.

COP: Laughs hysterically while handcuffing shitbag.
by Shock Therapy April 28, 2005
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Slut Tease

A female who appears to be a slut (and therefore put out), but turns out to be a tease (aka cunt).
"Dude Mark that girl totally grabbed your dick in the pool, did you guys end up hooking up?"
"No she said she had to go home, she turned out to be a slut tease."

"Come on man, you should know by now. Lauren appears like she is going to hook up with you, but everyone knows she is just a tease."
by "I hate slut teases" Fbook grp February 16, 2010
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Mentally tasered

When one talks confidently about a possible situation that might arise and then when the situation actually happens they get mentally tasered, or handle the situation completely different from how they claimed they would, usually by whoever they were talking about easily "over powering" in the situation.
John: This isn't a good idea. I got pulled over by a cop last night for staying out past curfew like this skating.

George: Ha! Wow you're a pussy. Stop worrying. If a cop even tried pulling me over for that I would pull out my knife and cut his ass.

*Red and blue lights flash and a police officer approaches the 2 of them*

Cop: What are you two doing out this late? It's past the local curfew.

George: H-hello officer we we're j-just taking a walk and enjoying th-the weather.

John: Wow, so much for acting like a tough guy huh George?

George: Shut up I got mentally tasered asshole!
by Dj Djuric July 21, 2009
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