flex tape 

flex tape, all hail the great flex tape, we preach to flex tape, flex tape is worshipped by all of mankind, it can fix anything, even your hopeless love life

yo, me and carli, we were having trouble with our marriage but we just go fukkin flex tape bro and we're happy bruh

got a giant black hole in the middle of the sun? fix it with flex tape ( but like wear fucking sunscreen for fuck sake my god)

flex tape by BumPears1000 October 8, 2018

Duct Tape 

It'll save your sorry ass during the zombie apocalypse.

Person 1:In the game Dead Rising 2, the protagonist, Chuck Greene uses Duct Tape to combine two chainsaws and a paddle together.

Person 2: Dude! he must kick zombie ass!

Duct Tape by Guile_Sasori December 23, 2011

Lingerie Tape

A double sided, hypoallergenic, and transparent tape that holds your garment in place.

Apply to inside edges of any fabric to secure a plunging neckline, hold bikini bottoms in place, or keep a strapless dress stay up. Use to avoid wardrobe malfunctions.

Fashion Forms lingerie tape comes in both a tape dispenser and tapes-to-go option.

Lingerie Tape by Bra Solutions February 13, 2012

Duct tape 

possibly the most useful item you could have around your house

That duct tape fixed so many things around my house!

Duct tape by samthehernando February 25, 2015

Duct Tape 

A gift from God.
The biggest miracle known to mankind.
Can fix anything including broken hearts, ripped clothes, and spilled juice.

Can also be used to wax your legs (warning: incredibly painful)
A very versatile product: need to wrap up somebody's dead body- duct tape, spilled water and need to put it back together- duct tape, broke your leg but too broke to go to a doctor- duct tape;
No matter the situation duct tape is always the solution.

Homeboy: Oh crap, I ripped my shirt!
You: Have you tried Duct Tape EXD 6000? I used it to heal the cut on my shoulder the other day, it worked wonders.

Duct Tape by this book is gay June 4, 2018

red tape 

In the 17th century of the UK, The governments use the red tape to save the official material. This bureaucratic process was bothering them so, gradually RED TAPE began to be used it as a metaphor for formal procedures.

In my opinion, this procedure is too complicated
Let's cut the red tape

red tape by HUHhyun August 7, 2018

KYBO Tape 

Toilet paper.

See KYBO (an outhouse or bathroom. Stands for Keep Your Bowels Open.)

Also called Kyb Tape.

Hey, we're out of Kybo Tape.

When you at the store, we need more Kyb tape.

KYBO Tape by I made the man January 13, 2019