Ultimate Straight

The opposite of big gay

Ultimate straight

by CABAGE No2 May 7, 2022

ultimate gamer

What every gamer bro aspires to be.

Epic Dude Bro 1: I wish I could be an ultimate gamer
Epic Dude Bro 2: same bro

by PapPapPap May 9, 2018

Ultimate funzies

Really funzies; having a amazing time.

I had ultimate funzies at the concert last night because we were smoking butts.

by Funzies Guy July 25, 2023

ultimate feast

When a guy is eating filet mignon while his girl gives him a blowjob, then the girl spits the load on mash potatoes, and then eats the mash potatoes with a fork.

Yo that girl is so freaky she gave that guy an ultimate feast!

by The Cool Guy 777 November 22, 2013

Ultimative Cheesiness

Outrageously sweet and romantic stuff

Example of Ultimative Cheesiness
Her: Even though you're 6 hours behind me, I still see you in my future
Him: Even though you're 6 hrs ahead, I won't give up the chase

by XReign February 15, 2021

Ultimate bamf

Someone who sneaks out of their house while grounded. Usually to participate in activities like drinking, hook ups, or watching pixar movies.

1 - Wow Lili is the Ultimate Bamf
2 - I know!! I heard she snuck out to get drunk with the biker guys.
1 - Yeh, then ditched them and went to watch Pixar with her other Ultimate bamf friend!

by Lucy Cypher April 12, 2011

The ultimate prank

The ultimate prank- the Art of Pranking someone majorly. It is quite rare and is considered a priviledge if you are the victim or prankster. If overused, it loses its meaning.

Coolgurlz.!- Hey! whatcha up to this weekend??
Voldiluver101- umm. The Ultimate Prank, and yourself?
Coolgurlz.!- kewl! Can i join??
Voldiluver101- no way!!!! Go watch harry potter or something!

by Trix Mac-Nix August 12, 2008