Swiss made

Made in Switzerland. Swiss products are highly praised for their durability and precision
Something being Swiss made is usually a guarantee of quality

This knife is Swiss made. You can throw it from the Burj Al-Khalifa and it would destroy the streets below

by th.unda August 3, 2020

swiss liver

Done, finished, complete.

The code's done, put it on the live server and call it swiss liver.

by swizzlestix November 11, 2010

Swiss Rip

Taking a toke from a highly percolated bong, such as a Nate Dizzle Swissperc bong.

I took 1 Swiss rip and now I'm high as fuck

by JA*COB June 21, 2018

Swiss navy

1. marine division of the Army of Schweiz/Suisse/Svizzera/Svizra (Switzerland in english)
2. a lubricant manufacturer

Disambiguation for dummies: Switzerland is a mountaineous country isolated from the sea. Nevertheless, they want their army to be swiss perfect so they have a navy as well

I wanted to buy an airplane carrier to have a family boat cruise across the Pacific so I took my phone to ring up [phone] which is the contact number for the Swiss Navy because all Swiss made products are ever-lasting but on the line there was a sales agent who tried to sell me a bottle of lube instead

by th.unda August 3, 2020

swiss roll

sticking ur dick up a girlassthen blowing ur load
when u take it out it will look like a swiss roll brown on the side white in the middle

girl: keep doing me
guy: ok but i have to giev u a swiss roll
girl:make it quick
guy: ok

by richard finkler May 21, 2007

Swiss Oven

This is a modified Dutch Oven. This occurs when one takes a shit under the covers as opposed to farting. The rest of the procedure is as in the original Dutch Oven.

Joan of Ark (calls on telephone): Is Beatrice there?
Jeb: Nope she's still taking a shower after I gave her a wicked Swiss Oven.

by The Condor November 20, 2007

Swiss cheese

Used to describe a horrible goalie.

EA Sports Hockey League goalies are such Swiss cheese.

by mattdude255 September 4, 2016