Swiss Sex

When you have sex in a position where you form a cross with your bodies, while your genitals touch.

"Hey babe, wanna have some swiss sex?"

by TreasonSeason November 26, 2020

Swiss Rip

Taking a toke from a highly percolated bong, such as a Nate Dizzle Swissperc bong.

I took 1 Swiss rip and now I'm high as fuck

by JA*COB June 21, 2018

swiss duck

The act of inserting a feather duster in your maid's ass.

I hope my wife doesn't find out about the Swiss duck last night.

by Swiss duck April 20, 2018

swiss cottage

A good hearted third party who services two men who want to get their end away, but don't like each other very much. Often known to use geometrically unusual chocolate.

Helmut and Pierre had never seen eye to eye, but Toby was the perfect swiss cottage, tossing them both off without either of them so much as grazing thighs or losing national pride.

by HBeck June 24, 2018

swiss roll

sticking ur dick up a girlassthen blowing ur load
when u take it out it will look like a swiss roll brown on the side white in the middle

girl: keep doing me
guy: ok but i have to giev u a swiss roll
girl:make it quick
guy: ok

by richard finkler May 21, 2007

Swiss Oven

This is a modified Dutch Oven. This occurs when one takes a shit under the covers as opposed to farting. The rest of the procedure is as in the original Dutch Oven.

Joan of Ark (calls on telephone): Is Beatrice there?
Jeb: Nope she's still taking a shower after I gave her a wicked Swiss Oven.

by The Condor November 20, 2007

Swiss Grinding

Multiple males masturbating in a room full of swiss cheese

On our mission trip to Switzerland we couldn't pass up the epic tradition of swiss grinding.

by redwhite&green March 31, 2011