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Melon Swing

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.
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by The Banana Hammock Pool Man October 5, 2010
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Stop swinging

To tell someone to stop overly supporting or defending someone in some way, usually verbal; as in stop swinging off the person's dick; get off their dick.
He (a third person) is fake as hell.

He's a good guy.

You really need to Stop swinging.
by CinemaLover August 30, 2012
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Spider Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap (facing them) and swing!
Example 1: Oh man, I saw those two chicks spider swinging and it totally turned me on!
Example 2: Spider swinging like yet another one of the funnest things ever!!!
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Swinging Pig

A pub in Rockingham, West Australia, that is frequented by naval personal (especially pay day thursday) and young mothers looking for a daddy for their bastard child. Swinging pig is derived from 'rocking' and 'ham'.
Be aware, fights in or outside the pub are almost a given every Thursday night, with bored locals meeting up and fighting for no reason.
Guy 1: U going to the swinging pig tonite?

Guy 2: Shiit.... do i have to?

Guy 3: Nothing else to do in this scumbo town
by Denis T August 16, 2008
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Electro Swing

When you attach jumper cables to your scrotum, then attach the jumper cables to a car battery.

Instant erection
by The Ranger June 2, 2019
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swing hard

a kid who dresses like an asshole
ASS HOLES that swing hard
jingly clothes wearing ass holes

ex)
matt: where'd that swing hard kid go..?
elena: what?
matt: that kid dressed like an ass hole.
by claudia torres June 19, 2008
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Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.
I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .
by Davedale August 24, 2019
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