Swiral

When a video/pic/blog has gone beyond "viral" and reaches "pandemic" porportions. A combination of "Swine" as in "Swine Flu" and "viral."

Even my parents are sending links to Susan Boyle videos now. She's gone swiral. With any luck, I'll catch Swine Flu and not have to watch another one.

by The Punvert May 4, 2009

swingles

a couple who is available to swing

Ben and Jana aren't currently swinging with any other couple so they are swingles right now.

by Ben Whetstone January 24, 2008

Jay Swingler

Spends his shitty life making embarrassing videos that million of people watch and some how enjoy. Mostly used words contain cereal bar, what do you mean and childish. Being a youtuber who nearly died from getting his head stuck in a microwave, we all know that whenever another video is uploaded on the TGFBro channel with rommel henry, its gonna be another dumb idea that is somehow hilarious.

Me: how is jay swingler still alive?
Bob: dont know. Really should be dead by now.
Me: well im glad he aint!

by InternetFangirl1 February 3, 2018

Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unknowing men.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unknowing men.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

Swindles

The flab spilling over ones pants. also known as love handles, muffin tops, or a bulging waist line.

Janes swindles were extremely noticeable while wearing that tight shirt.

by Love handles May 6, 2011

Swindle

When a young man, who goes by the name of Chutters, uses his art of deception to con the feeble working staff of Asda out of their hard earned wages. This is usually in exchange for the short term gain of two packs of cookies.

Please note: such an act is usually performed en route to smoke session with the boys.

Chutters: “What’s being said tonight boys?”

“Oi Charlie lad, pick us up a bag of ching and a swindle, bish, bash, bosh!” (Berrisford, 2019)

by Turninski February 8, 2019