by DanyTheWalkingJelly October 23, 2022
Get the gurlmug. A weird white girl who puts on weird facemakeup, and support dream SMP. Usually things like big wings of eyeliner, lots of black eyeshadow, and black lipstick. You’ll probably find these animals wild in Hot Topic, most likely wearing tall platoformed buckled boots, fishnets, a pixie cut with dyed hair, and a gay flag pin everywhere. They tend to get offended over everything, even if it’s not aimed towards them, and you might not want to get too close to them because they might bark at you. They say cringey things like. “Bark” “Ruff!” “Pog! “Swag” “XD” “UwU” and “/j” they probably have a Hatsune Miku fanpage, and usually do cosplays but make it 99% weird accessories and 1% cosplay. Another thing these weird alt girls do is use “pronouns” like “Xe/Xem, Xey/Xeym, Bun/Bunself, Pumpkin/Pumpkinself, Zer/Zerself, Kitten/Kittenself” and etc. If you don’t “respect their pronouns” you’ll probably get canceled and barked at.
George: “Ew, look at that weird alt gurl.”
Jorge: “Gross. You’re right. Don’t get too close to it, it might bark at you.”
Jorge: “Gross. You’re right. Don’t get too close to it, it might bark at you.”
by lovelyyylol November 4, 2021
Get the alt gurlmug. 
when two people, usually significant others, go back and forth saying a repeated phrase in a valley girl style voice.
girl: hey boi
boy: hey gurl
g:hey boi
b:hey gurl
everyone else in the room: will you shut up?
this is a valley-gurl volley
boy: hey gurl
g:hey boi
b:hey gurl
everyone else in the room: will you shut up?
this is a valley-gurl volley
by honeybee62966 January 17, 2013
Get the valley-gurl volleymug. 
by stop.using.gurl September 15, 2020
Get the Gurlmug.