suburbanite

Worthless assholes who are brainwashed by the media and are think that they have great fullfilling lives that everyone dreams of even though they dont, even themselves. People who day dream all day about what they should have done and what they could have in another life. They tend to try to get away from the dull roar of suburban life with things such as vacations, theme parks, etc. with their whiny ass annoying kids. They have sucky lives. Word comes from the latin roots "sub" meaning below and "urbanite" meaning people who live in the city and have interesting lives ( "inferior to urbanites")

Look at those suburbanites, with their green lawns and ugly houses...what a boring life.

by King Terror November 20, 2006

Suburb Ebonics

Not quite the same as wigger-speak, Suburb Ebonics is a form of language used by middle class white kids who secretly wish that they were black but won't admit it to anyone.

Commonly, the white males get together on the weekend and binge drink (often a college activity) and mystically start "talking like black people" after they've had 10 drinks. Of course, the style of speech in no way reflects the way that black people actually talk, but at least they're trying.

The hilarious thing about these homos is that they would never in a million years talk that way around another black dude. It's like a strange style of speech that is preserved entirely for the whitey club. It makes them feel like they have a cause in life - like they were oppressed and have to be gangstas to rebel against the man. Unfortunately for them, their Dads bought them their cars and the worst thing that ever happened to them is getting busted smoking crappy weed in the basement.

The tragic thing about these pathetic white kids is that they are secretly cowards who run away from fights, can't hold their liquor, are literally frightened by black people and the worst thing they've ever done is break a window. Suburb Ebonics is like a cover for "HUGE GIANT PUSSY."

The Tragic End of Suburb Ebonics at Lonnie's House:

Lonnie: sup Beaker? Man, I fucked that guy up in that fight last night. Muthuh fuckuh. He was all like "whaaaa, I'm a loser." Then I smacked that bitch UP!

Beaker: Yeah L-dog. S'right. You messed that muthuh fucuh UP right on him an shit. That's some fucking wick-ass shit.

Lonnie: A'ight

Beaker: Ok, dude...I can't do this anymore. We didn't get in a fight. We sat here and talked like retards for three hours last night. I gotta go. My Dad said not to stay out too late. We've been doing the same thing every weekend for 6 years!

Lonnie: But...but...dude? What's wrong here?

Beaker: Nothing. I have to go. Sorry dude. This is just way too gay. See ya.

by Pollup January 18, 2008

suburbians

1. Musicians from the suburbs who bring joy and happiness to everyone that they meet.

2. Lesbians or would be lesbians from the suburbs who spread joy and happiness.

3. Musical lesbians from the suburbs who spread joy and happiness.

Suburbians are here to take over your city.

by Carl Dyer May 2, 2006

suburbs

A hellish place, where the annoyances of culture come to thrive. Monotony or race is only superceded by monotony of architecture and planning. The dwelling place of the white race - which gives birth to several otehr problems. Ignorance, boredom, and depression are all symptoms of living in the suburbs, which explains why moody rock music listened to by suburban white teenagers is so predominant; these teenagers are convinced that they want their lives to be over when in fact they live in extreme comfort, albeit banal comfort, and suffer from the belief that noone else shares in their "pain-" i.e. the pain of being made fun of in school for wearing all black and losing your girlfriend of two weeks. The urban life provides for daily excitements that prevent idiotic social subcultiures to establish that are often established in the suburbs. For example, the culture of "wiggas", predominant in every suburb, are only established because the youth who practice it are not kept in check by the daily realities of urban life, i.e., black people to show these "wiggas" how dumb they are acting. In other words, these people are bored. High school cliques do not exist in inner city schools, where I attended, due to the fact that there are much more important things to worry about living in the city rather than being a "jock", a "prep", a "nerd", or a "skater". In fact, all students were united in this urban community by the fact that our lives were struggles, i.e. having only one parent, another parent in jail, drugs, welfare, violence, etc. It was not lauded and celebrated as the pop culture it has become in the suburbs, where boredom has provided for inner city life to be exalted as a means to escape the suburban monotony.

I'm bored in the suburbs, let's go act like 50 Cent.

by tenda June 12, 2005

suburban redneck

A person dwelling the suburbs that behaves like a redneck bringing the rest of the neighborhood down. These people can be found all over America and are not limited to the southern USA. They can typically be found in too tight sweatpants (with camel toe), flannels, & sneakers. Haircuts may include the mullet and/or teased bangs.

Our neighbors are such suburban rednecks! They have shit all over the lawn and a bunch of broken down cars.

by sha_77 June 11, 2006

Urban Suburban

When playing basment rules, playing pool in a shitty location where there is not enought room to shoot the ball at certain angle,such as in a small basement.

Shit man, we playin urban suburban in this shitty ass basment of yours.

by nickispickis September 25, 2006

Suburbia Syndrome

Inspired by the scene from the movie "Gone in 60 Seconds" in which the car thieves become lost in "suburbia hell" due to the fact that every house, yard and street appear exactly the same. It's the condition felt by these thieves and can be brought on by various events.

John: Is it just me or do all the songs on the radio sound exactly the same these days?
Matt: Huh, I get that same feeling about movies every time I walk out of the theatre.
Gord: That's weird. I felt like that after having sex with my girlfriend last night!
Travis: Sounds like you guys are all suffering from Suburbia Syndrome.

by SlapShawt February 27, 2011