Stroller Derby

Moms with tandem and double baby strollers bashing everything in a narrow-aisle Dollar Store

It was Stroller Derby the whole day, the entire store is a wreck!

by sneederbee February 22, 2011

Stool Softener

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.

"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."

by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014

Stroller Troller

One who is old enough to be a grandfather to the jail bait he follows on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.

Who is that old guy on your page, what a creeper.. Total Stroller troller.

by Futureghst-MJC March 28, 2015

Stool Jouster

Someone who gives anal

That guys a total stool jouster

by The Mastinter April 26, 2015

Stool Blood

The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.

booty dump stool butt pain

"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.

by Don't be so sensitive November 3, 2015

Stroller Mom

A middle age woman with her children in a stroller in any public space.
Originated from the gang of woman running around the neighborhood with there strollers.

"I can't walk two steps without running into someone."
"I know there are way to many stroller moms at Disney today."

by Thatgrlkali July 28, 2016

Scroolling

Scroolling (over sthg.) When you're on a website or someone's social media and you can't stop scrolling and drooling over every single picture. Usually because you want everything you're seeing. Commonly happens when browsing the Instagram feed of a super cool clothing brand, or a model's Facebook page full of gorgeous selfies.

"Ugh, I can't stop scroolling over this girl's Instagram. Every pic is so. damn. lit."

"You're STILL scroolling that online shop?? Seriously?! Just buy something already!"

by shburns September 18, 2016