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stomach nut

The pain that occurs in a man's stomach after being hit in the nuts...the worst pain possible
"Man, Joe bagtagged me so hard i've got stomach nut!"
by Devin Binegar March 19, 2008
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sewage stomach

When a girl gets a stomach ache after receiving anal sex, then immidatly giving a blow job.
Sara had to go home cause she got sewage stomach... her man probably put it in her butt, and back in her mouth.
by mehay January 4, 2005
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stomach pump drunk

The act of being drunk to the point of near death, or needing to get one's stomach pumped. "Stomach pump drunk" is usually a "goal" acheived intentionally by those who consume ridiculous amounts of alcohol.
-What are you doing tonight?

-Bro, I'm getting stomach pump drunk tonight.
by recon_scout March 3, 2011
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bloody stomach

With a bottle (fifth) of vodka, break a hole in the bottom, as to shotgun the entire bottle. However, make sure that substantial amounts of glass particles end up interspersed in the liquid. Now, remove the cap, and down entire bottle. Next, go to the emergency room.
Definition 1 (noun):
Dude 1: Shit dude, I just did a bloody stomach.
Dude 2: Shit man, that is some fucked up shit.
Dude 1: Shit dude, maybe I should consult a medical professional immediately.

Definition 2 (verb):
Dude 1: Shit dude, I just bloody-stomached a whole bottle of vodka.
by William OReilly April 1, 2010
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stracke

an extreamly hot man with a very large penis... any other defenitions are made by fagles who have much smaller penises and are not nearly as hot
look at that stracke
by noremac ekcarts May 10, 2005
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stomach acid

Produced when one is forced to listen to an office full of people sucking their own dicks.
My stomach acid was really churning when I had to listen to the asswiped in shitty's office.
by Ammered April 11, 2005
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stomach crunchies

When a male blows his load on a females stomach and it dries.
Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.
by forumssuck May 9, 2008
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