stiff stream

the very cumbersome act of urinating after masturbation

the worst part of a nut is the stiff stream that comes after

by dr. david doctor November 8, 2022

museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favourite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.

Wow Joe, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff

by mike88888884 January 26, 2022

museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.

"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."

by mike88888884 January 26, 2022

Down with the stiffness

Dead.

"That hobo is down with the stiffness."

by ChanceD February 17, 2021

Stiff Glizzy

A Stiff Glizzy occurs when sexual interactions occur between two men to often and the penis becomes unuseable.

G-d dammit I have a stiff glizzy.

by Daddy time April 1, 2021

stiff Rickys

Trains

“Whether you call them trains, choo-choos, snake monsters, stiff Rickys, ground yachts, or chugga chuggas, these traveling death traps indeed touch all of our lives.”

by bing bing bong rabo April 8, 2021

stiff-leggin'

Is interchangeable with fail or boner. Based off the idiot who jumped out of the ski lift in Frozen and snapped both his legs from stiff-legging it. Who later was eaten by wolves.

I'm stiff-leggin' right now.
(I have a boner)

I stiff-legged the test this morning.
(I failed the test)

by david the ginger October 12, 2010