STAIN THE PORCELAIN

to take a dump; drop a deuce; pinch a loaf; drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

Man, did I ever stain the porcelain when I woke up this morning!

by weave March 26, 2003

Drunk Stain

Noun

A stain or mark of any kind received in the state of inebriation. Usually on articles of clothing but possibly on the human body itself or other possessions.

"Holy shit there is no way in hell your going to be able to explain why your jeans look like that enless you admit to be totally shitfaced."

"Yeah you are screwed man those are some trashy drunk stains."

by Law_Einhander May 30, 2007

pecker stains

ejaculation stains left on the mattress- or any surface- after a sexual experience

A junk yard salesman says "I'll take the frame, but I don't want your mattress- it probably has pecker stains all over it from you doing your girlfriend on it in the woods"

by tricky84845854 July 2, 2009

Period stains

The reddish tinted residue from the menstrual cycle, most commonly observed in white underwear. A more serious instance would be if the girl's pants also exhibited stains.

"Man, did you see Keisha today?"
"No, why?"
"She got some serious period stains on the go."

by jhgfng1 May 7, 2010

Stainer

An inept internet troll. Someone who is incompetently and over-confident in trolling.

Yeah, he said he was an elite troll, but he's just a stainer.

by Cfame March 30, 2013

twat stain

An insult used to describe someone who has just done something particularly stupid. It comes from the markings left behind in a womans underwear following some desrciption of vaginal discharge.

Jim: Oh dear, I have appeared to drop my pen.

Bob: God Jim, you're such a twat stain.

by Chris Wynne June 24, 2005

skid stain

a stain left in someones tighty whiteys after they shit themselves

These here undy pants we found in the locker room have a MAD ASS skid stain on em

by Magic January 22, 2005