Snow Stand

Ripping a fat line of cocaine with your legs lifted up like your are doing a keg stand

Person 1: "what did you do last night?"
Person 2: "I did a snow stand in the garage last night, It hit different bro"

by MasterMountainClimber February 19, 2021

Standing speedbag

While standing; your girl kneels in front of you and tongue fucks your nuts like a speedbag

Last night Sarah and I were about to get into it and she sat in front of me and gave me a standing speedbag.

by Hairy ballz April 13, 2010

Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011

Dream Stand

A Walter

Ur such a dream stand

by Walter is gay September 15, 2021

courtesy stand

When you are on an automatic flush toilet and you do #2, you must stand up to have the toilet flush.

That guy in the next stall better think of others in here and do a courtesy stand, the smell is awful.

by Rayman 08 October 10, 2008

Bitch to stand on

When one girl uses another girl to do her bitching for her.

My sister doesn't have a bitch to stand on.

by Selena22 June 28, 2014

stand for shit

Something will not matter if such an occasion should arise

we will force them to the hot gates where their numbers will stand for shit

by Benjamin Lax July 27, 2008