Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 06, 2023

Lie Squash

When the lie that your in the middle of telling fails

'There is absolutely, absolutely, no such thing as... MONSTERS!!!' Was such a Lie Squash

by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018

Squash blossom

Sex act between man and woman, where the man is on top and squatting over a laid down person, inserting his penis into her anus vertically

Me and Jane tried the new sex position, squash blossom last night.

by Squeezer420 October 24, 2019

Squash and blanc

Squash and blanc can either be used as a name or as a verb

Squash and blanc
As a Name
- "(*DEEP VOICE*) OMG BLANC SUQASH IS COMING"

as Verb
- "are you blancing?" "yes im squashing the blanc"

- "Hey, are we going to squash today?" "hell yhea *DEEP VOICE* SQUASH BLANC"

by errxr. March 03, 2019

Drop some squash

Slang/vulgar way of saying the action of defecation aka, “going poop”.

“Hey Brett you seen a bathroom anywhere? I gotta drop some squash ASAP.”
Also used as an adjective,
“Hold on a second, I’m dropping some squash!

by Major Monkey May 21, 2023

Water squash

When you and your bro get in the shower together and consummate your relationship by taking part in consensual sexual relations.

“Damn bro I heard Austen and Reis finally hit that water squash together”

by Chantix69 October 30, 2021

Pussy Squash

When a female does does a Tea Bag.

My girl friend got back at me with a pussy squash after I tea bagger.

by bubbles009 September 20, 2013