Turd squash

The royal family of turdsquash, the high rulers of the lands of turd and squash

you're such a fucking turd squash

by Samsauce September 27, 2022

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

Squash

To become a couch potato until further notice.

Usually given as an order/instruction by a parent, authority figure or even a personal companion who is asking you to stay put for an indefinite amount of time.

I went to pick up frozen yogurt and bumped into her and the kids and they tagged along and I had to take them a bunch of places.

Why didn’t you tell them to squash themselves?

by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 22, 2023

Lie Squash

When the lie that your in the middle of telling fails

'There is absolutely, absolutely, no such thing as... MONSTERS!!!' Was such a Lie Squash

by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018

Cobble Squash

When you shit the bed and a fat girl cums along and sits on it

Last nights cobble squash had me shook...... That much cheek but no squash ?/Like tf/?

by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019

Squashed Butterflies

To "squashed butterflies," is to suppress or sacrifice one's dreams and aspirations in order to conform to societal expectations.
Butterflies referring to the euphemism of "having butterflies in your stomach", as a form of nervous excitment. To supress the things that give an iduvidual that sensation is to 'squash' them, and push away the thing that brings them joy - whether that be a person, career or particular pursuit.

"It's too unrealistic, so all I had was squashed butterfliess."

by cliche_kid July 26, 2023

Squash the Yonkies

“It’s like when you fuckin mega sesh for at least 3 hours...ya feel me?”

Yo bitches we boutta go Squash the Yonkies.

by Basón December 17, 2019