buzz squanch

squanch: To stop, put down, or generally put an end to something.

Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.

" God john is such a buzz squanch, whenever he comes around he turns on the lights, throws out the beers, and sends all our good pussy home"

by arock July 21, 2014

squank

it means what u want it 2 mean

u wanna squank, thats squanking,

by bobby April 27, 2004

Squag

Another name for a cigarette. almost like square, but a little less obvious of a nickname. It is mostly used among teens in Illinois (atleast in the Chicago-land area?)

Dude, i just totally lit up some squags before volleyball practice. Can you smell it?

by Hella Smokes February 19, 2009

Squank

Referring to a young man, homosexual in nature, who has a strong love of computers and programming, but is physically disabled. "Squank" can also refer to the noise that someone would make if they don't get their way in life.

Wow, I've seen many squanks today yelling at Best Buy employees.

by Swedish_Born March 25, 2017

Squadgoals

When you literally have no friends but see a group of friends on Instagram, you find that your squadgoal because you want to be with them. Mostly someone posts something shitty on Instagram and you reply with #squadgoals.

"Your group of friends is so fucking cool, it is my squadgoal to be with them." Or just: "#squadgoals"

by Fuuuuuuck July 10, 2015

squanch

The squanch is the mascot of Tetazoo, a residence hall in East Campus of MIT. It was reportedly created out of a long ago acid trip that went right. It is roughly the shape of a coat hanger, and is always seen holding a single bent flower and a sign proclaiming 'Hackito Ergo Sum'

Person 1: What type of dog did James E. Tetazoo have?

Person 2: It's a squanch!

by MWMWM March 5, 2010

Squag

1. the butt of the choir teacher from Williams high school

2. A massive erection that supasses jet planes because of the choir teachers butt.

1. I wish I could burry my face in that squag!

2. Dang I wish my squag would go down, it's starting to hurt!

by Explosive tip November 24, 2010