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The Oral Guillotine sprinkler 

it's a super kinky and fun for the whole family, sex move

you sit on the ground with your legs spread sitting up right, have the girl lie on the ground like a bear rug, with your dick in her mouth; as you're about to climax have a buddy curb stomp on her head, slamming down her head so that it cuts off your penis. as you're ejaculating, your blood and cum will mix and shoot out at high speeds covering where ever you are in bloody cum! As for your penis? well that's a meal or souvenir for her to keep.
The Oral Guillotine Sprinkler is a super kinky sex move

Bro, she was so into me she even Oral Guillotine sprinkler ed me.
whoa bro, you did it, and didn't ask me to curb stomp her for you?
sorry homie but I had to ask my neighbour, he was the closest at the time.
that's reasonable.
When someone is peeing and accidently pees on their foot !

Present : splinkling

Past: splinkled
Future: splinkle
On holiday my uncled splinkled on his foot!!
Splinkle by MissyP368 August 21, 2017

Spinkle winkle 

Spinkle winkle is said to people thay wont stopp acting gay and think that they are cool.
exampel 1:
person 1: You whore go suck cock
person 2: no your spinkle winkle looking ass

exampel 2:
person 1: you are a disgrace to humanity

person 2: *finds picture of person 1* no your spinkly winkly looking ass
Spinkle winkle by ItzLixy October 17, 2021

sprinkler fitter 

fire protection installer, one of only few professions where its workers can "honestly make it rain"
Also somewhat ironic because we make more than you.
neighbor was being a jerk so the sprinkler fitter made it rain on him.
sprinkler fitter by brentwoodbc February 23, 2011

a lawn sprinkler

A term for somebody who cries easily, and a lot.
It doesn't take much for him to burst into tears. I liken him to "a lawn sprinkler"...if you know what I mean. Very sensitive.

Sprinkles cupcake 

A cupcake so good that can lead to an orgasm. The most delicious cupcake that anyone has ever tried.
Sprinkles cupcake was so good i almost had an orgasm.

Sprinkler Dick 

When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.
Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?

Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.
Sprinkler Dick by RJH2 December 3, 2016