Splorce

The act of achieving post-nut clarity after a divorce.

I splorced last night and now understand what happened.

by Syndi_GM May 1, 2024

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splorf

To shred some sick chords in the group chat on the fly, often via a voice message. Can be done with a guitar, banjo, piano, keyboard, sampler, drum machine, synthesizer, tuba, trombone, saxophone, kalimba, the drums, or any other radical instrument.

I gotta splorf this, hold on

by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024

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Splomp

Splomp - The word used to describe chucking a miniature Mark XVII thermonuclear bomb at the speed of light towards one thing, person, or creature.

'Splomp', however, in slang terms, means to drink 17 shots of Jack Daniel's whiskey and then proceeding to murder 17 kindergarten-age children with a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado at 3:32 PM Eastern Standard time.

Often, the user of the word means they are going to murder 17 children who are inside a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado with a mark XVII thermonuclear bomb doused in Jack Daniel's whiskey thrown at the speed of light at 3:32 PM Eastern Standard Time.

I'm about to Splomp these children.

by 1waffley May 24, 2024

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Splort

An online sport simulation with absurdist elements such as eldritch beings, incineration of players in the middle of a match, and capitalism.

Originated from the narrative driven ambient game Blaseball and the many games inspired by it after it's untimely ending.

Blaseball was my favourite splort...

by limelocked January 16, 2026

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